Today I had the arduous task of renewing my STK on the car, this is I guess the same as an MOT and emissions test.
Just to fill you in, our car is an amazing getup, I love driving it and after having a new petrol tank installed last week , she is driving like a dream, she is however a 1984 Opel Corsa Swing, so she has some years on her. being a gift from my partners grandfather, we try and keep her in good nick and for today's test I was praying crossing fingers and toes that she would get through.
I didn't know what awaited me, I went into the office where I was to book her in. We were called up and I drove her around. Luckily starting on the 1st rev, as previously I have had problems with this, I was relived and ready for the challenge that lay ahead.
We drove into the garage for the 1st test, opening the bonnet. The mechanic struggled a little, as there is a trick to opening, hmm, 1st hiccup!
Eventually, he was able to get a good look under her hood, fiddling about with his greesy fingers he acknowledged that all was clear and moved on in, checking win codes, boot, RUST!!! eek! 2nd hiccup!
Then was the battery and emissions test. Shoving a pipe up her exhauset he revered her engine entently, not taking any pitty on the old bird, she howled, emitting thrillfull shreeks as the mechanic had his foot flat, she was in the red...dropping to meet green...shew!
We then tested lights, GULP, front, back, flickers, hazards... held from flashing by a key and a 2 euro coin.
It was pointed out to me that the front lights weren't shining equally, I stated that the left one was weak, he said " No, It doesn't work" ! and needs to be replaced.
Now, " Mate trojuholník a
lekárnička "? ( Do you have a triangle and a medical kit? ) Hmm, I answered I don't know, I said I carried band aids, was that not enough? I got a smerk out of the very sweet but unimpressed mechanic.
So we proceeded round back, opening up the boot again, he had to fiddle about, luckily discovering an emergency triangle, and not so luckily my medical kit of the dark ages ! I received yet another smirk and look bellow the eyebrows.
Driving the car on, he checkd the front breaks and then the hand break, my wheels were slightly still spinning, I got coy, he asked me if they had stopped, I smilled and politely said, yes, but not as quickly as the front ones...he tried again, and asked again...this time I replied with a definite Yes!
Looking under the car he was pleased to see I invested in getting a new petrol tank and seemed to approve everything else.
I was told, before leaving...to replace my front bulb, buy a medical kit current to this century and to sand off the rust and do some painting...
At this stage I was still unclear as to whether I /we had passed or not.
Waiting in the office I was a little nervous as to the result. I paid the due 65 euros and was escourted to my vehicle. As she had been manhandled and bad mouthed, I could see she was a little sad to say the least. The mechanic gave me that under the brow look again and said, I have passed you but please fix what I asked you to. Both the car ( still needing a name ) and I leaped for joy, smiling on the in and the out.
She received her stickers and me my 1st noddy badge for passing my STK in Slovak .
Her engine started with a growl and we were on the home straight.
I was to get one of these.
Replace this.
And sand and replace areas that look a little like this.